A storm, food overpriced,
A sad Ferris wheel : inside
A clownish aside.
Attendance is sparse :
A semi-quincentennial farce,
A fart from an arse .
Fox tried to mic drop it ;
Newspeaking the flop that it is :
“ Faux are the optics . ”
Pretzels at twenty-five
Salt in the wound of this dive ;
Dreadful, the vibe .
A powerless wheel,
The celebratory spiel :
Nation in a pinwheel .
A political shout,
Spinning emptiness with clout :
Victory ! No doubt.
*[ WSB ].