They talk about Potato Heads,
about Dr. Seuss, and Muppets.
They talk about Pepé Le Pew
[not the cat that fled],
and Big Bird—kids are the puppets,
and never should white ones feel guilt.
About no gun laws on dockets
[’cept arms to the hilt].
They talk about sports transgendered
[as a matter of course, damsels
in dungeons await heroes—
but real concern is zero:
her body, her choice
undone by Supreme <masculine> voice;
disclaim they! respect for dames
(that stay clear of video games)].
Distracted. : They pick your pockets.

*[ WSB ]_.