They talk about Potato Heads,
About Dr. Seuss, and Muppets .
They talk about Pepé Le Pew
[ Not the cat that fled ],
And Big Bird—kids are the puppets,
And never should white ones feel guilt .
About no gun laws on dockets
[ ’Cept arms to the hilt ] .
They talk about sports transgendered
[ As a matter of course, damsels
In dungeons await heroes—
But real concern is zero :
Her body, her choice
Undone by Supreme < masculine > voice ;
Disclaim they !   respect for dames
( That stay clear of video games ) ] .
Distracted .   They pick your pockets .

*[ WSB ]_.