“Brrrrrrrrr! Good evening, folks. The Four Snowmen of the Blizzpocalypse have arrived, bringing our region a veritable squalltastrophe and making holiday travel one chilly proposition. This arctic paroxysm has snowrupted the holiday season, causing record-breaking coldvulsions throughout the greater metro area and thrusting roadways and airports into absolute chilldemonium. More on this cruel Canadian-air insurgency after sports.”

— Rex Huppke —

Source | “Winter Storm Elliott? Blizzard? Bomb cyclone? What happened to calling it ‘weather’?”. USA Today

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