Brrrrrrrrr ! Good evening, folks . The Four Snowmen of the Blizzpocalypse have arrived, bringing our region a veritable squalltastrophe and making holiday travel one chilly proposition . This arctic paroxysm has snowrupted the holiday season, causing record-breaking coldvulsions throughout the greater metro area and thrusting roadways and airports into absolute chilldemonium . More on this cruel Canadian–air insurgency after sports .
— Rex Huppke —
Source | “ Winter Storm Elliott ? Blizzard ? Bomb cyclone ? What happened to calling it ‘ weather ’ ? ” . USA Today
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