The qwerty keyboard quotidian,
Not worth a qintar ;  smacks of quackery :
A relic enacted by some quondam
Quorum to quiet the quirking of keys,
Or to quell the quiddity of morse code
Dit ’n dahs .   But one must question quiescence,
For I find no quarter in the quagmire
Of this quixotic punching paradigm,
That most find as cozy as qiviut .
Nay! I must quibble against left–handed
Overwork—from quickening to quietus .
Quest and query quashed this quizzical layout,
That piqued right down to my sequestered quarks .
Step from the status quo ;  quit the qwert :

Dvorak for quantum equilibrium .

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