Batch the thatch,
Latch the hatch,
Rain dispatched .

Just one catch :
Scratch no match !

Lofty rhyme altho times peril lowly,
Paper pinch fails poet’s stony shelf cinch .
Azure vault angel calls cloud break exalt
Aside awful snare ; climb solar glare avian .
Surge Peach State plant dirge, shake loose humus roots .
Armed force olive draft foots black boots march craft :
After plumb water flush tally avgas flash tanks,
Rifle boxed . Lyric world opens minus locks—
Stock taken, words waken : pagan poesy hymns .

With barbs of a boar
Spare tresses I score
To dress arrector pili
And curb looking silly .

The gall to call on gals and
Gallants to coop gallina
To cope with egg paucity,
To pull us to crop pullus—
You must be pulling my leg .

Set loose in the halls,
Tapping terminals in stalls .
Scratching scrotum ;
Latching onto Clown-throbbing totem,
Idolizing Musky Claws
As Democracy falls —
Addled masses belatedly rattled as
Oligarchs ladle up personal data .

Two ducks swimming
Silkily in the river
Right before the sting

Animals awaken : álmos thunder rolls .

Musky Claws whips the cabal :
On Smasher, Cancer, Slander, and Tripin,
On Vomit, Stupid, Blunder, and Stricken,
All commandeered by Dondolph
The copper-nosed clowndeer’s paws .

Past Palladian floors, past portico columns
Greedily grabbing from the groundlings like Gollums—
Lies tumbled from their lips, as they did their foul work,
And looted the republic for rich tech-bro jerks .
MuskRAT was profane, ere they bumbled out of sight,
“ Kneel to the oligarchs, genuflect in your plight ! ”