

| STACEY: | Ever think about hands? | |
| KEVIN: | What? | |
| STACEY: | Hands. Do you ever think about them? | |
| KEVIN: | I guess? Like, if I smack it into something, or something. | |
| STACEY: | No! Like, how cool and amazing and utterly weird they are. | |
| KEVIN: | Oh. Oh! OH! Yeah! Totally! . . . no. | |
| STACEY: | Uhg! There’s never anything going on in your head! Come on, man! Contemplate for once! | |
| KEVIN: | Why? | |
| STACEY: | I don’t know. Like, for you know, camaraderie or something. I’m feeling pretty alone here. | |
| KEVIN: | . . . But I’m literally next to you. | |
| STACEY: | UUHHGG!!! * flings head back * Alone. Utterly alone. | |
| KEVIN: | Come on, babe. You want me to get you something? Like food? | |
| STACEY: | Yeah, food for the soul please. | |
| KEVIN: | . . . . Collard greens? | |
| STACEY: | No, a conversation dipshit. | |
| KEVIN: | . . . . . Hands are useful? | |
| STACEY: | . . . Better. . . . Thanks. | |
| KEVIN: | Anytime. * pats Stacey on knee, gets up and starts heading out of room * Now I’m hungry, gonna get some food for my soul. | |
| STACEY: | Ok. . . . Pizza? | |
| KEVIN: | You have the best ideas babe~! * exits * | |
| STACEY: | * alone: stares at hands * . . . They are pretty useful. |


— Vermillion Whimsy —
*[ WSB ].

















