The Subtlety of Nonsense

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It is bullshit .
That’s what I think .
Is it bullshit ?
’Cause it sure does stink .

I’m sure that it’s bullshit,
Just look at the flies .
But closer to the brink
I start to realize,

It’s not bullshit .
No, it’s not bovine,
Because it’s horseshit—
A little more streamlined .

But since they both stink,
Eyes blur the brown bile ;
And as for noses :
A pile is just a pile .

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Lapis

Lapis
Lapis Lazuli from “Steven Universe” Wiki Fandom
From the blue word
Lashuward :
A gemstone thrown
Skyward ;

Pyrite, calcite, and lazurite :
Flecks of mica in the skynight,

An endscene ultramarine—
An afterlight
Reflected from
Bluebright

Shortwaves scattered allure ;
The third eye peers beyond azure .

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Title George and the Unbreakable Code
Condition Verily Gōd
Location Aisle 61 Section 10 Shelf 7 Item 541
Description

On-fleek element of limited use persisting in splendid condition. The listing is undiminished, undamaged, and undefaced, but may show some trace downticking. Item performs perfectly. Pages are sound and not stricken by highlighting or notes. The spine : asymptote .

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Annunciation

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Version: The Annunciation EDWARD BURNE-JONES, 1879

Gabriel whispered to Julia,
“ The bleat of the lamb in the library
Shall swell into the howl of the Woolf . ”

A lighthouse across the waves :
Guidance to a room of one’s own .

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Pod

TidePod

pod(pŏd)
noun
1. A wallowing following, especially whales .
2. A delicious treat in the tide .

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Baleen

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When whales would walk whilst waves weightily whooshed,
Winnowing the waterfronts where windlestraw shook .
Towering, the water wallower awakened
From whorls within . To swim : the switches forsaken .

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Version | National Geographic

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Oo! Look between
Baleen and swimming:
Doublee double you
And other doublinn’,
One ’ell of a poem
Of whales
With double tales
Of Saxon taxon ;
Arrgh! ’Tis too taxing .

Mother Fell

BullDog

MOTHER FELL AND BROKE HER HIP . I asked my lying sister–in–law how it happened .

— [bitchy] She fell because of those slippery socks you gave her .

— [skeptical] Hmm .

Later, again on the phone :

— Mother, did you fall because of those socks I gave you ?

— No . I tripped over that stupid dog .

The dog in question : little, white bulldog .

A couple of weeks later, I visit my recuperating mother . Everyone is in the living room when Mother warily creeps around the edge of the room .

— Mother . What are you doing ?

— That dog is trying to kill me !

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