There once was dupe called Trump
who really liked showing his rump .
With rhetoric absurd
and ideas like a turd,
still people voted for that chump .

To the angry whites, he threw chum :
frenzy in the waters of dumb .
Then political hacks
with alternative facts
is what the White House did become .

Indeed the President was an idiot
in place without the votes of the myriad .
He would build the big wall,
’Cause his penis isn’t small :
it’s the largest one ever⸺period !

The Donald was foul in his mockery
of the American people’s democracy .
To put it in plain clothes,
what they wanted to impose
was a robust Christian theocracy .

But Trumpy wasn’t finished just yet,
installing cronies in his cabalnet :
what, with climate–change deniers
and alt–right white deifiers—
the swamp grew as he shoveled more ꭍꝝᴉꞱ .