Using claptrap yclept scholastic,
A claque of political riffraff
Clapperclaws youthful denizens,

A clipping of pinions by minions,
During tripp–trapp steps to gain
A foothold in citizenry unfolding,

Leading to cracks in riprap columns
Of edifice that crumble ruinous
Excepting the promise of pact o’ plinth .

*[ WSB ]_.