I10 :   essential [ Is it ? ] ( primary )
[ 2nd verse, same as the first—cause unknown .
As time went by they’d get a little bit
older and a little bit slower ] hypertension

;  E78.2 :   mixed [ a cocktail :   shaken, not stirred ] hyperlipidemia

;  K21.9 :   gastro–esophageal reflux disease without
esophagitis [ the tube within the tube fights back ]

;  K57.33 :   diverticulitis of large intestine without
perforation [ pouches but no holes
in this best of all possible worlds ] or abscess
with bleeding [ busted pipes from digging without a permit ]

;  N40.0 :   benign prostatic hyperplasia without
lower urinary tract symptoms [ unknown by me !
, I didn’t get the memo ]

*[ WSB ]_.