Arthur .  Bertha .  Cristobal .  Dolly .
Golly ! a planet record ;

Edouard .  Fay .  Gonzalo .  Hanna .
With puffy cheeks, the Gods blew hard,

Isaias .  Josephine .  Kyle .
While many ignore the banners .

Laura .  Marco .  Omar .  Nana .
How far must signs get deadly

Paulette .  Rene .  Sally .  Teddy .
Before the naysayers regret ?

Vicky .  Wilfred .  Alpha .  Beta .
Ban science :  ignore the data .

Gamma .  Delta .  Epsilon .
But even a hero like Greta

Zeta .  Eta .  Theta .
Cannot crack numbskulls an Iota .